Alisonkay

fukmeabeltesfaye:

You can drive my car
I will bring you food to work
We can have sex whenever, wherever you want
You’ll wake up to nudes
We’ll shower together
Smoke all the time
I’ll buy you a bunch of gifts
You can answer my phone idc who it is

I’ll pretty much love you better than anyone ever could.

(via radicalpvnk-deactivated20171101)

byesluts:

Perks of dating me:
·i’ll let you touch my butt
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isn’t that good enough of a reason???